Twins

Surely Scc has the highest proportion of twins within their ranks :-

Shakin Stevens + Mark Bean
Sock Draw + Harry Clarke
Friday night Pimpernell + Pie face Todd
the Ginger Baker + wheres Wally
Stu Tattie Field Anelka + Sal with blond wig
Correct Hinney + Rene Artois
Little Dickie + Little Bullet nappa

Sock Draw - Tattoo off Fantasy Island (the plane boss)
Micky Armstrong - Shawaddywaddy
Stu Pattison - Micky Armstrong or Lance Armstrong (dont forget your whites on Saturday Grip!)

ray jackson - old bob walters
6 toes - ken cranston
mark the cider man - mr bean
yerrrrrrr righttt - the dwarf off billy smarts circus
roy gray - larry grayson
woodball - stu patta
besty - rab c nesbit

Paul Dumighan - George Kerridge
Jason Dumighan - Fat Jack Briggs
Dickie Hawhawthorne - Norris Cole
Nicky Phillips - Steve Wardman
Stuart Pattison - Dave Neale
Tommy Steele - Zippy off Rainbow
Kossovan - Corpral Jones
6 Toes - George Fellows
Peter Craig - Quentin Crisp

steve wardman - nemo
tommy steel - paul potts
brixon - john mclane
beano - zorro
takson - woody
micky armstrong - alf ventrice

mickey Armstrong - Chris Moyles
Gavin Taylor - Barney Gumble

Stephen Meek - Splinter off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ian Rodden - Osama Bin Laden

Paul Dumighans arse - Simon Weston

Brixon with new hair do - Art Garfunkle

Paul Bean - Mark Dumighan
Sock Draw - Jimmy Clitheroe (check out on google)

Ice Ice Jenkins - Oor Willie
Daggers - arthur Askey
Galaxy - Plug off Bash St Kids
Big Wicky - Hen Broon
Leo - Danny DeVito

Ray Jackson-Max Taylor
I.patterson-Principal Skinner.

Cranston - lawrie Watson

Stu Patto - Ventris Armstrong

Michael Armstrong(S`well)=David Van Day of dollar fame(mirror,mirror,and all that)

M. Armstrong = S/wells Doubtfire
alan todd = the other M. Armstrong
Stu Patto Snr = Genkis Khan
Gav "Ameobi" Best-Taylor = WC Fields
G. johnson = Ice Cream
Ian largue = Homer Simpson
J. Dumighan = Donatello (ninja turtle)
Tommy's Sunday mates = Anthill mob
M. gray = lump of cheese
Ian Pattison = Christopher Columbus......apparently

Steven Gerrard set to miss four weeks for Liverpool


Gerrard has scored seven goals in 15 appearances for Liverpool this season

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard faces three to four weeks out with the hamstring injury suffered in England's defeat by France on Wednesday.
The 30-year-old midfielder went off after 84 minutes of the friendly and has suffered a grade two tear.
"Steven injured his hamstring," said Reds medical chief Dr Peter Brukner before Gerrard had a scan on Thursday.
"He's been for an early assessment and it certainly looks like a significant hamstring injury."
If Gerrard is sidelined for four weeks he will miss matches against West Ham, Tottenham, Steaua Bucharest, Aston Villa, Newcastle and FC Utrecht.

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It's always frustrating when you send your players to some meaningless friendly, and they send them back crocked
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The absence of such an influential player is likely to infuriate Liverpool and manager Roy Hodgson as the Reds look to turn around a disappointing start to the season in which they have only won four of their first 13 Premier League games.
Gerrard was only expected to play for an hour of the France match, but played on with England boss Fabio Capello arguing he needed an experienced player on the pitch as Rio Ferdinand and Gareth Barry had been substituted because of injury at half-time.
The Italian said he will speak with Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson to sympathise about Gerrard but he does not intend to apologise.
"I will speak with him [Hodgson]," said Capello. "But to explain what?
"Afterwards he will be either happy or not happy. I know this because Steven is a really important player.
"But injuries can happen. We were trying to win the game, he is really important and we had a lot of injuries in midfield. That is why he stayed on the pitch."
After the game on Wednesday Liverpool fitness coach Darren Burgess criticised Capello and England on social media website Twitter for their extended use of Gerrard, although those posts were deleted.

We fully expect him [Torres] to be fine for the weekend
Liverpool medical chief Dr Peter Brukner
"Unbelievable from all associated with England and English FA with regard to SGs [Steven Gerrard's] injury. Completely ignored agreement and past history," his first tweet read.
"Completely amateurish and now we pay for their incompetence. Absolutely disgraceful."
Gerrard has scored seven goals in 15 appearances for Liverpool this season and two in five appearances for his country.
His absence for Liverpool could leave them short in central midfield for the game against West Ham as Lucas Leiva will be suspended, while Christian Poulsen has struggled to adapt to the Premier League after his summer move from Serie A side Juventus.
Playmaker Joe Cole is also sidelined as he recovers from the hamstring strain picked up at Bolton on 31 October.
However, Reds boss Roy Hodgson did receive some better news on the injury front when it came to strikers Fernando Torres and Dirk Kuyt as well as defenders Martin Skrtel and Glen Johnson.
Torres played the second half of Spain's defeat by Portugal after picking up an ankle injury last Saturday in the loss at Stoke.


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Capello defends Gerrard decision

Netherlands international Kuyt, Slovakia centre-back Skrtel and England right-back Johnson did not go on international duty as they recovered from injury and all four should be fit to face the Hammers.
"We have a good relationship with the Spanish medical staff," revealed Brukner. "They assessed him [Torres] and he had a good day or two of treatment over there and didn't train.
"They felt he was OK to play 45 minutes [against Portugal] and he came through that OK. We fully expect him to be fine for the weekend.
"Dirk is coming back after a pretty severe ankle injury. We were pleased to get him back after only three weeks but he then played three games in a week so he was a little bit sore.
"We discussed it with Dirk and the Dutch team and agreed it would probably not be a good idea for him to play, so he sat out the Netherlands game.
"Martin got a knock against Stoke which wasn't too bad but we thought it wasn't a good idea for him to travel and play an international. But all three of these players will be fine for West Ham on Saturday.
"Glen is also available for selection. He's been training all week at Melwood and he's ready to play."









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