moves

After the last post ice cream proclaimer has emerged as favourite,followed closely by gripper.

I thought Ginger swinger the younger Proclaimer was concentrating on building the worlds highest profitterol(chocolate dumpling thingy's Brixon) mountain ?? he managed to build a one 5' 3" (was on tip-toes) three weeks ago but T.Steel knocked it over when he stuck on "this was not supplied by SCC" sign with Blue Tac.


PS if required SCC can provide sausage roll mountain.

my money is on gripper now as i have been informed by blot watson so must be true!

Now that Querty's bro has revealed himself it is obvious that they must be tweedle dum + tweedle dee from Seaham or sock draw + Viduka or the cake makers or Duncan Goodhew + Da Da !!

sources close to swalwell have told me that they are not expecting a reappearance of pace legend Mr. Philip Q. Marley this season after confirming he is happy in his new life on his owl farm in Arizona. The purchase of the penthouse suite in the newly refurbished "Axwell Hall" (which many thought heralded his return) is merely for investment purposes.

This has comfirmed that i am correct to say that qwerty and derty are Honka and Mr C. A major plus for the second team at Swalwell is the return of shuttleworth who can take the pressure off 6 toes

qwerty and his pal are either team whippy or the seaham dough boys or pastys split personality gone crazy.

speaking of split personalities the lions share of the previous page appear to be the work of ray jackson and his mr hyde side: harry tackson.

deflector seems to be keeping a low profile at present - rumour has it he is negotiating a move for himself and zico to clara vale with big mal like who malaney at their dinner tonight?

shotley bridge have signed zimbabwe 'dobbler' ed rainsford as pro for 2008 season. deal includes airfare, accommodation, weekly salary and new front door and windows for house back in zimbabwe!