free trips

stu "grippa" pattison misses saturdays game as he has been sent on a free junket to peru to attend a lecture on "the role of fruit in a competitive society" on behalf of dellmonte,as he has given up his role as an electrican as he was colour blind.....anyone who has had work done by grippa should contact the relevant authorities.
nic philips is still unavailable due to injury.However the former Welsh hockey and croquet champion has lead Swalwell a merry dance.....his finger was broken after he had eaten a over ripe lump of gorgonzola cheese......this caused him to climb a horse chestnut tree looking for a lepracorn......ultimately he fell out of the tree and damage was done.The keen animal lover is however doing a good job for the "Free Range Egg Association" in his continuing condemnation of intensive farming methods and the supply of cheap eggs to the supermarkets.
Besty Taylor loves Thursdays......its "sheaprds pie" night......but more importantly its "DRESSEY UP" night for Mrs.Best......a game of "HUMAN LEGGO" is usually on the cards! On a serious note the boy best has changed his ways after attending the "Reverand Maurice Charles's" thunderous+lengthy condemnation of sin!