smart price at asda

tommy steeles ban at asda has been lifted today.....it was imposed when he was stocking upfor cricket teas and night time dos.......there was a huge shortage of smart price cheese,pork pies and halal hams in the gateshead area.
daggers the dynamic salesman that he is has carved out a side line in flogging artifical knees andceramic feet.........the later only available as a prototype.........besty is watching developments closley as his left foot is ridilled with gout......he is also looking into bi-onic hands as he has a habbit of being attacked
by slotmachines!

du pain,du vin ,du bosain.......salmon rushdie