Octo Best

Just found out Mrs Best bought him an Octopus for his recent 40th birthday, besty has become so attached to his new pal that he takes Octo to the pub with him, unfortunatley for Octo he can drink Guiness pint for pint with with his master, as a result Octo now has gout in five of his eight feet and now needs fowa walking sticks to hobble down to the Bay horse. RSPCA officers are monitering the case closely, do not be surprised if the "long arm" of the law "steps" in the shape of Ackabusi Wideman or Frankenstientoes !