Libel, Slander and downright rudeness!

It has been brought to my attention by my client, the aforementioned Mr Dumighan, that this Facebook thingy has been used and abused by certain members of Swalwell CCCCCC first eleven to mock, sully and denegrate his name and good standing both within the cricket club and the local community.

Please be advised that all those concerned are being watched and any repetition of this scandalous behaviour will not be tolerated and further action shall be taken. The man is a nervous wreck because of all this hooha, in fact I had to get him a bucket of water for his hands when he came to tell me the story, so much rubbing of his hands had been done in worry.

and whom are the people involved?

The people involved are from a small vilage in south east Durham and speyk funney marra.

I have to say it is nothing to do with the Brothers from Seaham! The blame lies with Nelly the Elephant, Tackson and Ice cream man

Is there any truth in the rumour that Pastie is being represented by HADAWAY & HADAWAY & SHITE...?

No and stick yer fathas cravat up yer arse

Which particular one did you have in mind...?

What are you saying ? you've got more than one arse !!!!