credit crunch

due yo a recession some of the cricket lads have found other jobs-
brian coxon....gene pitney tribute act
stu. pattison......in cahoots with jack charlton smuggling line caught salmon over the scottish borders
daggers.....selling hush puppies from the back of a 1973 vw camper van....whilst under the disguise of a surfer.
ray jackson.....selling crab sticks n muscles around bars in the bigg market
mark gray....stunt double for romeo the strongest midget in the world
n.phillips....opening seedy venues as a harry potter lookalike
chris mea....has sold his right kidney for medical research
tommy steele...sold his receipe for chocolate log to bmw to use as crash protection