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Post  qwertywerty on Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:48 pm

besty taylors quest for a new aboude took him to a lime stoned cottage in a village north of harrogate....where everything was quite apart from the odd crack of gunshot....mrs.best declined to put in an offer as most of the rooms smelt of human wind and mothballs.
The boy best who is no stranger to grape or grain was drawn in to a local boozer like a gambler to the tables....where he was stabbed in the bollocks with a toasting fork by a large farmer type.....mrs.best spent the next few hours rubbing unsalted welsh butter over his genitals......apparently he took great offence at besty taking the piss out of his father.............the father being the 9th son of a struggling 17th century bolivian waistcoat manufacturer.

nic philips........adrian mole
m.cuthbertson......bill oddie
s.pattison snr..........cooter( the mechanic from the dukes of hazzard)

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