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Post  qwertywerty on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:44 am

serbian 'cheese lord' ray jackson has sent his ateam (alan 'baron greenback' todd, peter 'bag of sprouts' bowden, stevie 'dean gaffey' wardman) on a mission to hijack several containers of merchandise.top of the list was spare wheels for reagans pram after all the laps stu senior does during games,coincidently lewis hamiltons pit crew have disappeared.(nice one ray!).for himself he has nicked a load of bavarian cheeses as we all know rays favorate part of the meal is the cheese board he has also knocked off a consignment of peruvian legwarmers and a pair of genuine indian moccasins for tommy steele.
on a sad note nicilas white has been sent down for 10 years for throttling 2 dozen chickens at the ovingham goose fair last week.
fom ur friends l.crozier n d.rutherford

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Jasons sprout farm

Post  Eggbert Nobacon on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:11 am

Yes Jason, thought you were up at the sprout farm today ?

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Post  qwertywerty on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:30 pm

was going to go out tonight for a few light ales but i fear my turban/bandage will become soggy.ever since the blow to the bonce i ve developed an almost addictive need to stuff my face with window cake( battenburg to the well educated) and soreen fruity malt loaf with lashings of locally grown seville marmalade,and our own brand lemon cheesecake icecream strained through a pair of mal maleneys shreddies with 3 days worth of wear and 6 skid marks i find it pays to go that extra mile to get that delicate flavour that only malenys soiled boxers could give a dish.

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Post  woodwork teacher on Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:46 am

qwerts has given up the goose, quite literally. the only person that always mentions ovingham goose fair is the white george foreman: swalwell's answer to screamng lord sutch.

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Post  qwertywerty. on Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:37 am

me thinks you maybe loking thru the wrong window of your battenburg cake my cheese scoffing chum. the bald one you speak of is known to me but it is not me! so hard cheese(cake).

News just in : ray "tinsletown" jackson - leader of the Swalwell socialist front - has been seen wandering anfield plain in tears with a noose in his hand and the glint of suicide in his glass eye ever since he was declared lactose intollerant at the weekend. the news, which was delivered by his one time drinking buddy biffa marshall who is now top dog at the QE, was too much for teddy ruxpin's sidekick to handle and he left the allotment cricket nets inconsolable. tommy steele (who is eddie murphy's only white relative) was overjoyed by the revalation as he told the chronicle he is certain to save 2 blocks of mild cheddar a week over the course of the season. yours g.angus & m.van vuuren

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Ernie Pedders wooden leg

Post  Big John Macnamee on Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:42 am

Qwerty is combination of the crazy carpet caper kids the Dumbo-gans, woodwork teacher is brokken backs ginga bro.

Heard Jason is now living on his newly aquired sprout farm in Otterburn which he purchased to help with his never ending persuit of the perfect fart . He shares a one bed room gazebo with Linda Todd, whilst Jason is selling carpets through the day Linda takes care of their shared "small holding".She plants the sprouts topless, wearing only a small see through pvc g-string, Jason designed her uniform so she acts like a natural scare crow and any short sighted bird that has'nt shit itself will get a waft from her "nether" regions as she passes wind each time she bends to plant or pick a new sprout. The barmy baldie back-scuttling bench presser has just bought Linda a present to celebrate their first month "together", he was at Seghill auction room and noticed Ernie Pedders spare left wooden leg was up for sale, he bidded like the mad-man he is and bought Ernies old left'n which Linda can use as a dibbler to help plant the sprouts.

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