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mr.jacksons potato strip

Post  qwertywerty on Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:59 am

just seen mr.jackson coming out of his second home the 3 t's at swawell.he was wearing a pair of 'status quo' bell bottomed denim jeans,a keegan wig,and the 1996 toon away strip-he was happily explaining the theory of reverse swing to 2 buxom beauties.he was actually on his way to give a demonstration to a selected audience on the 'dave wardmen' shovel as it is a must shot on early april wickets-he will also be giving a demonstration on how to eat 12 meals aday drink 20 pints a nite and still weigh less than toddys left leg.

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ray jackson

Post  qwertywerty on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:25 pm

colonel briggs is back from his travels around australia after surviving on witchity grubs and locally slaughtered kangaroo meat. he has been ever present on the australian roller disco scene and has brought plenty of silverware back to uk with him after his brilliant performance of boney m's 'ma baker'. whilst there he has become friends with terry jenner who has been providing him with some 1st class tips, as the colonel is hoping to gain employment at ray jacksons now famous 'allotment cricket academy'! p.s guy you will have to make do with earth worms....!

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accident at jackson's allotment!

Post  qwertywerty on Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:50 pm

brian coxon was hit on the head at rays 'potato strip', apparantley he turned up with a bag of balls for everyone but unfortunately 'big mal' put his hand in and picked out a 3/4 full jar of hartleys seedless raspberry jam which kicked viciously off a length and struck brian a nasty blow on the back of the head! from a distance it looked like brians head had exploded but thankfully it was the remains of the raspberry jam which was the left overs from rays breakfast!

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Re: mr.jacksons potato strip

Post  qwertywerty on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:15 pm

guy briggs who has been sleeping at rays and has been surviving on locally slaughtered stray dogs and rabbit meat at swalwell cc, apparantly he creeps up on his pray by stealth(it is reminisent of david caradine treading over ricr paper in kung-fu) and then strikes the unfortunate critter with a 1/2 full fentomens ginger beer bottle, has come up with a new delivery. basically it is a throw but 1/2 way down you must use atleast 6 different swear words before it reaches the batsman!

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Re: mr.jacksons potato strip

Post  kowalski on Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:36 am

apparently the potato strip hasnt been relaid for a good few weeks now as mr jackson has been snowed under with autograph requests after being mistaken for jerry st clair whilst having a few jars at the 3 tuns. his 2nd team place is under threat after the landlord offered him the job of conceirge/coalman for the upcoming bank holidays.

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