http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/-t1.htm all your senior league talk in here Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:46:03 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver_red/site_logo.gif http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/-t1.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/twins-t42.htm Big John Macnamee
Shakin Stevens + Mark Bean
Sock Draw + Harry Clarke
Friday night Pimpernell + Pie face Todd
the Ginger Baker + wheres Wally
Stu Tattie Field Anelka + Sal with blond wig
Correct Hinney + Rene Artois
Little Dickie + Little Bullet nappa]]> tyneside senior league Tue, 20 May 2008 12:50:25 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/twins-t42.htm#143 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/twins-t42.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/update-of-player-movements-t82.htm qwertywerty stu pattison to dawdon.......6 sets of mecano,4 sets of lego 3 tubs of plastercine....and they said they would get some things for the kids aswell!
CHRIS HEWISON TO SWALWELL......FEE....TOMMYS SPECIAL TEE every second saturday
d.anderson to swalwell......was promised copyright for the original grippa]]> tyneside senior league Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:46:03 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/update-of-player-movements-t82.htm#256 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/update-of-player-movements-t82.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-for-2010-t81.htm ace Bettsy and Killeen-Annfield Plain
Mansoor-Tynedale
Mirza-Chopwell
Worthy-Sacriston

Season just finished and the rumours are going around already!]]> tyneside senior league Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:13:17 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-for-2010-t81.htm#255 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-for-2010-t81.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/manelemanele-ro-muzica-manele-manele-mp3-manele-guta-t80.htm uploader_site http://www.MuzicaDownload.net - Manele,Manele RO, Muzica Manele, Manele Mp3, Manele Guta, Download Manele, WWW Manele, Manele 2008, Manele 2009, Manele Gratis, Muzica Romaneasca, Romaneasca, Muzica Straina, Straina, Albume, Album, Album 2008, Album Online, Album 2, Album 2009, Baby Album, Album Live, House 2008, House 2009 Download, House 2009, House TV, House Video,House Online, Download House, Videoclipuri, Videoclipuri Cu, Clipuri]]> tyneside senior league Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:30:02 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/manelemanele-ro-muzica-manele-manele-mp3-manele-guta-t80.htm#254 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/manelemanele-ro-muzica-manele-manele-mp3-manele-guta-t80.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-t75.htm ace Ste Smith to Leadgate

anyone else heard anything]]> tyneside senior league Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:44:54 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-t75.htm#228 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/rumours-t75.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/professional-players-required-t78.htm HashBrown Seaton Burn Cricket Club of the Northumberland and Tyneside Senior League are currently on the look out for a club professional and players of any standard for the upcoming 2009 season. If you are interested in joining our club as a paid professional or you are player who is interested in moving clubs or just somebody who wishes to take the game up then please email me at jason.brown4@btinternet.com or go to www.seatonburncc.com Indoor nets have also commenced and are every Saturday ... tyneside senior league Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:16:45 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/professional-players-required-t78.htm#248 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/professional-players-required-t78.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/look-a-likes-t13.htm Big John Macnamee The Jenks brothers at Swalwell (Peter Craig + Nick Phillips) are the Proclaimers !! tyneside senior league Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:26:42 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/look-a-likes-t13.htm#62 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/look-a-likes-t13.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/glass-spider-t76.htm qwertywerty after sunderlands win over the toon grippa hit the wine bars of the city centre with a vengance.....he was seen and unfortunately heard murdering a few classic kool and the kang songs but was eventually asked to leave when he and a short shighted plasterer from luton teamed up to duet ebony and ivory ( mccartney n stevie wonder song) they then hit the spider for a final horaah...........grippa woke up in crimdon dene with a half eaten curly wearly chocolate bar in one hand and in the other was ... tyneside senior league Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:15:13 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/glass-spider-t76.htm#231 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/glass-spider-t76.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/octo-best-t74.htm Eggbert Nobacon Just found out Mrs Best bought him an Octopus for his recent 40th birthday, besty has become so attached to his new pal that he takes Octo to the pub with him, unfortunatley for Octo he can drink Guiness pint for pint with with his master, as a result Octo now has gout in five of his eight feet and now needs fowa walking sticks to hobble down to the Bay horse. RSPCA officers are monitering the case closely, do not be surprised if the "long arm" of the law "steps" in the shape ... tyneside senior league Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:04:23 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/octo-best-t74.htm#226 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/octo-best-t74.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/billy-s-brush-t73.htm Eggbert Nobacon
stuck up for warren earlier, somebody said he was a fat ignorant slob who was'nt fit to eat with pigs, I disagreed and said he was.]]> tyneside senior league Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:41:57 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/billy-s-brush-t73.htm#224 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/billy-s-brush-t73.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/cunning-plan-t72.htm qwertywerty now besty has hit 40 mrs.best has him on a health kick.....more exercise,healthy food no drink.However besty has convinced mrs. best he has won a years supply of reggae reggae sauce whilst shopping for groceries at asda........with the help of daggers they have emptied all of the brown fruitty sauce and replaced it with....yes you ve guessed it GUINESS tyneside senior league Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:43:27 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/cunning-plan-t72.htm#223 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/cunning-plan-t72.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/smart-price-at-asda-t71.htm qwertywerty tommy steeles ban at asda has been lifted today.....it was imposed when he was stocking upfor cricket teas and night time dos.......there was a huge shortage of smart price cheese,pork pies and halal hams in the gateshead area. daggers the dynamic salesman that he is has carved out a side line in flogging artifical knees andceramic feet.........the later only available as a prototype.........besty is watching developments closley as his left foot is ridilled with gout......he is also looking ... tyneside senior league Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:20:03 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/smart-price-at-asda-t71.htm#222 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/smart-price-at-asda-t71.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-new-venture-t69.htm qwertywerty daggers having moved to the durham area has set up an illegal mozzeralla farm in east stanley.....goooooner sugden is the hired muscle to combat any local villans.The lads at swalwell can look forward to lots of italian themed dishes courtesy of swalwells very own chitty chitty bang bang child catcher......tommy steele...he is however determined to get his famed chocolate log on the menu somehow. tyneside senior league Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:22:45 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-new-venture-t69.htm#220 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-new-venture-t69.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/news-just-in-t66.htm Paul Dumighan's Solicitor People are on the look out for John Darwin. He was last seen in the prison gym on the rowing machine. The rumour is that he is hiding out at Brixons house with Daggers. tyneside senior league Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:24:36 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/news-just-in-t66.htm#191 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/news-just-in-t66.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/horror-film-doubles-t68.htm Big John Macnamee
David Craig is Freddy Kruger
6 Toes is Frankenstein (only tempory !)
Tommy Steel is Ian Pattison
Chris Mee is Dracula
George Neaven is a Werewolf
Galaxy is Mr Hyde
Nicky Phillips is The Mummy]]> tyneside senior league Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:10:32 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/horror-film-doubles-t68.htm#214 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/horror-film-doubles-t68.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/credit-crunch-t67.htm qwertywerty due yo a recession some of the cricket lads have found other jobs- brian coxon....gene pitney tribute act stu. pattison......in cahoots with jack charlton smuggling line caught salmon over the scottish borders daggers.....selling hush puppies from the back of a 1973 vw camper van....whilst under the disguise of a surfer. ray jackson.....selling crab sticks n muscles around bars in the bigg market mark gray....stunt double for romeo the strongest midget in the world ... tyneside senior league Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:12:47 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/credit-crunch-t67.htm#212 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/credit-crunch-t67.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-rainforest-t65.htm qwertywerty ]]> tyneside senior league Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:33:35 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-rainforest-t65.htm#190 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-rainforest-t65.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-cc-winter-nets-t64.htm Daggers After yesterdays display of all out aggression and winning mentality, the committee have today confirmed that the clubs winter nets will be held at Glenn McRorys boxing gym. Its all about making the right choice lads!!! tyneside senior league Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:25:33 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-cc-winter-nets-t64.htm#187 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-cc-winter-nets-t64.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/guiness-t62.htm qwertywerty ]]> tyneside senior league Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:39:41 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/guiness-t62.htm#185 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/guiness-t62.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-out-for-season-t60.htm needle in a haystack A big blow to Swalwell title hopes is the loss of Daggers! He is a stunt double for Tin Tin in his new movie which comes out in October! Swalwell could have been missing 2 players but Mark Grey did not get the role of snowy the dog cos he was too small! tyneside senior league Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:05:01 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-out-for-season-t60.htm#172 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/daggers-out-for-season-t60.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/libel-slander-and-downright-rudeness-t61.htm Paul Dumighan's Solicitor It has been brought to my attention by my client, the aforementioned Mr Dumighan, that this Facebook thingy has been used and abused by certain members of Swalwell CCCCCC first eleven to mock, sully and denegrate his name and good standing both within the cricket club and the local community. Please be advised that all those concerned are being watched and any repetition of this scandalous behaviour will not be tolerated and further action shall be taken. The man is a nervous wreck because ... tyneside senior league Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:08:51 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/libel-slander-and-downright-rudeness-t61.htm#176 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/libel-slander-and-downright-rudeness-t61.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spotted-from-outerspace-t59.htm Big John Macnamee
1. Great wall of China
2. Daggers bald patch
3. Pattas underpants on washing line
4. Besties left lug !!]]> tyneside senior league Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:21:42 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spotted-from-outerspace-t59.htm#170 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spotted-from-outerspace-t59.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/chris-meejelly-beans-t58.htm qwertywerty chris mee is causing problems for top order batsman with his ability to swing the ball both ways and reverse it even when new.He was rumbled last week the umpires thought jelly beans were the cause however chris was in fact coating one side of the ball in a venner of peas pudding which caused the ball to behave eratically! There has been a lot of activity with ufos this week up and down the country......the reason bestys ear.......its acting as a invasion signal to all aliens in the ... tyneside senior league Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:28:17 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/chris-meejelly-beans-t58.htm#169 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/chris-meejelly-beans-t58.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/elderberry-wine-t57.htm qwertywerty phil marley....deco ]]> tyneside senior league Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:03:38 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/elderberry-wine-t57.htm#166 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/elderberry-wine-t57.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/fathers-for-cheap-guinesss-t56.htm qwertywerty in a joint ventutre with fathers for justice the boy best has lasooed himself to the rope bridge at plankey mill in protest at the price of guiness at the bay horse......all he has for sustanance is 4 pieces of window cake and a half eaten soreen fruity malt loaf........big stu is gona support him in his quest for a price reduction tyneside senior league Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:13:56 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/fathers-for-cheap-guinesss-t56.htm#164 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/fathers-for-cheap-guinesss-t56.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/pollock-to-swalwell-t55.htm Admin shaun pollock to swalwell after his durham 20/20 stint is over for £500 quid a game? is this true. tyneside senior league Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:22:49 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/pollock-to-swalwell-t55.htm#160 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/pollock-to-swalwell-t55.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-pro-out-4-season-t36.htm qwertywerty swalwells nicky philips is today starting another lenghty spell.unfortunately he wont be mesmerising batsmen it is a spell behind bars.During a lunch break he went to just sport to buy a new jock strap.Whilst walkin past the monument he was being hassled for loose change by one legged down n out accordian player.After many brush offs nicky lost it and the red mist decended.Falling back on his special forces training,in one fell swoop he had garoted the unlucky chap with his own accordian.......a ... tyneside senior league Thu, 15 May 2008 10:23:44 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-pro-out-4-season-t36.htm#131 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/swalwell-pro-out-4-season-t36.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/house-hunt-t54.htm qwertywerty besty taylors quest for a new aboude took him to a lime stoned cottage in a village north of harrogate....where everything was quite apart from the odd crack of gunshot....mrs.best declined to put in an offer as most of the rooms smelt of human wind and mothballs. The boy best who is no stranger to grape or grain was drawn in to a local boozer like a gambler to the tables....where he was stabbed in the bollocks with a toasting fork by a large farmer type.....mrs.best spent the next few hours ... tyneside senior league Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:48:56 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/house-hunt-t54.htm#158 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/house-hunt-t54.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/free-trips-t53.htm qwertywerty stu "grippa" pattison misses saturdays game as he has been sent on a free junket to peru to attend a lecture on "the role of fruit in a competitive society" on behalf of dellmonte,as he has given up his role as an electrican as he was colour blind.....anyone who has had work done by grippa should contact the relevant authorities. nic philips is still unavailable due to injury.However the former Welsh hockey and croquet champion has lead Swalwell a merry dance.....his finger ... tyneside senior league Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:07:26 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/free-trips-t53.htm#157 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/free-trips-t53.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/picasso-t52.htm qwertywerty armstrong has been severly affected by a tab of acid dropped in his bowl of hot n sour noodle soup.......the former constable and lemonmaragne pie addict has taken to painting very large ladies at various stages of undress........with his 5 normal toes and a sixth made of the carcuss of a small otter he has commited those images on to some very rare canvass and they are selling well...however the buffon has destroyed by fire many masterpieces after he couldnt buy a torch but instead purchased ... tyneside senior league Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:46:02 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/picasso-t52.htm#156 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/picasso-t52.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/off-his-head-t51.htm qwertywerty armstrong has gone over the wire.....he has been seen off his tits on jam roly poly....at the glastonybery festival playing the digerido in a double act with rolf harris on the wobble board......apparentley the winter pudding has elevated his mind to a higher level of consciness......however the massive come down saw him riding the arse off linda todd in a 1973 vw beetle camper van dressed as van morrison and him serenading her with brown eyed girl! tyneside senior league Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:04:17 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/off-his-head-t51.htm#155 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/off-his-head-t51.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/yeah-rrrrrrrrrrrright-t50.htm bish-bosh-tosh Spotted the following celeb lookalikes coming out of the Three T's with Shaun Pollock last night - Stu Pattison - Wayne Rooney Richie Hawthorn - Steve Agnew Lloyd Anderson - Gordon Ramsey Brian Coxon - Alan Sugar Alan Todd - Cumberland Pig Mark Gray - Lou Macari Guy Briggs - Alan Carr Dave Garton - Mat Lucas Garry Sanders - Yu Zhenhuan Tommy Steel - John Prescott Ian Pattison - Pete Bennett Jason "Qwerty" Dumighan - Duncan Goodhew tyneside senior league Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:39:58 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/yeah-rrrrrrrrrrrright-t50.htm#154 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/yeah-rrrrrrrrrrrright-t50.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/donuts-t49.htm qwertywerty michael armstrong has finally been kicked off the force...his appeal against the slipper saleswoman has been upheld.....all was going well in the appeal until the prosecution produced their trump card.....armstrongs sixth toe was found at the scene....in court he was asked to reveal his left foot....he had stuck a lump of plastertcine where the missing digit was,but the clumsy oaf pulled it off whilst removing his sock. the dangerously insane armstrong has since been sanctioned as he is also ... tyneside senior league Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:55:43 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/donuts-t49.htm#153 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/donuts-t49.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/sightings-t48.htm qwertywerty gripper out of pheonix after meeting with barman....
pastie seen coming out of cleaner only few minutes ago!
r jackson seen coming out of chinese take away with chop sticks with eyes slightly open....
m gray coming out of bridal shouting 'who wants cuddle'....
g.t.c taylor coming out of bridal with guiness burn!]]> tyneside senior league Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:59:17 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/sightings-t48.htm#152 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/sightings-t48.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/officer-dibble-retirement-t46.htm biker from mars sad news for Swallwell CC is that the pretendy Micky (corky) Armstrong is retiring due to taking up the security post at Beckleberrys at the metro centre on a weekend. Jenks twin had bother with a couple of 80 year old women fighting over a cream tart, so jenks twin decided to beef up sercurity and employ corky as cheif of security cos he has the right calibre for the job tyneside senior league Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:47:09 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/officer-dibble-retirement-t46.htm#148 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/officer-dibble-retirement-t46.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/up-the-gers-t47.htm qwertywerty swalwell "statue"...sorry michael armstrong is in hot water.....he has refused to wear his "Ally Mcoist Rangers top" whilst beneath the duvet so their lass is not giving him any action.So whilst on his rounds he arrested a burmees slipper saleswoman working illegally round the doors in heaton....to escape prosecution she agreed to some action if he tore up the ticket.....michael obliged but was caught out by roving news hound mike neville....the story is due on look north ... tyneside senior league Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:35:09 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/up-the-gers-t47.htm#149 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/up-the-gers-t47.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/toasties-t45.htm qwertywerty ray humble......mr.burns
come on swalwell cccccccc............]]> tyneside senior league Sat, 31 May 2008 11:09:15 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/toasties-t45.htm#147 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/toasties-t45.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/besty-religion-t44.htm qwertywerty last sunday the boy best woke early....he went through their lasses cosmetics draw and picked up what he thought was lip balm.....it was in fact pritstick! He was attending a bbq in the afternoon and the glue was still lasting....Thats to fill u in......passers by latter saw besto in what they thought was a religious act of walking over the hot coals to prove his faith......what happened was in desperation he tried drinking his guiness thru his eyes......in doing so he blinded himself and knocked ... tyneside senior league Fri, 30 May 2008 16:36:12 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/besty-religion-t44.htm#146 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/besty-religion-t44.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hammer-n-cyth-men-with-funny-hats-t43.htm qwertywerty the boys in the kremlin have sent over top assassin "gona blow your headoff" to terminate besty taylor........it seems he has drunk the soviet unions yearly supply of guiness in 2 week...the top brass have ordered the assassin to boby trap all of the trampolines in arthur cook ave.....as they know he likes a work out before he hits the hay.....however they also know his radar is welloff after a heavy session so have ordered all in the street to be mined.........its gona be one hell ... tyneside senior league Fri, 23 May 2008 16:35:54 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hammer-n-cyth-men-with-funny-hats-t43.htm#145 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hammer-n-cyth-men-with-funny-hats-t43.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/death-chair-t41.htm qwertywerty due to bestys excessive boozing swalwell ccccc have purchased 2 out of commission electric chairs from alctaz......1 has been put in the bay horse the other in swalwell ccccc......when best enters he is strapped in and instead of being put to death .....he is sent on the path of sobriety care of 10 pints of dandelion and burdoch. tyneside senior league Mon, 19 May 2008 16:42:16 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/death-chair-t41.htm#141 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/death-chair-t41.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/alls-well-at-the-well-t38.htm qwertywerty swalwell pro n.philips is off the hook.....i am gona take the wrap 4 him.the cctv images are very grainy....and with my close resemblance i am gona make the ultimate sacrifice. richie hawthorn (who made his fortune importing sundried tomatos and occasional furniture from the usa) could be facing prosecution fom tradind standards.he imported 100,000 vietmanese yo's......similar to a yo-yo....except the string isnt attached to the other end so off it flys...numorous people have been taken out ... tyneside senior league Fri, 16 May 2008 16:27:20 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/alls-well-at-the-well-t38.htm#136 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/alls-well-at-the-well-t38.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spinners-t39.htm madmarx Anybody short of a finger twirler? gets it up and down, turns it plenty, can hold a line and think a bit . Basically a proper spinner. tyneside senior league Fri, 16 May 2008 20:07:42 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spinners-t39.htm#137 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/spinners-t39.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/grippa-s-slippa-t37.htm -qwertywerty Stu "gripmeister" patterson's recent culinary accident when he burned his little mits appears to have had a longer lasting effect on the chubby sand-dancing cricketer. When turning out for swalwell's 1st team last weekend he appeared at the wicket brandishing a balloon whisk instead of his trusty willow! Once the mistake was brought to his attention Grippa "sprinted" off to the changing rooms for a suitable alternative. Unfortunately he'd picked up his chef's utensil box instead ... tyneside senior league Thu, 15 May 2008 16:53:42 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/grippa-s-slippa-t37.htm#132 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/grippa-s-slippa-t37.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/updated-lookalikes-t30.htm qwertywerty mark gray-john chodosi (frormer stoke stiker from 1983-84 season)
tommy steele- harry secombe]]> tyneside senior league Sun, 11 May 2008 18:15:59 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/updated-lookalikes-t30.htm#122 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/updated-lookalikes-t30.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/doubles-t35.htm qwertywerty michael armstrong...daley thompson
stu pattinson.........marven gay
roy gray........harry clasper
brian coxon......d.c. burnside (from the bill)
ken holmes......albert finney]]> tyneside senior league Thu, 15 May 2008 05:36:06 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/doubles-t35.htm#130 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/doubles-t35.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-dope-t34.htm qwertywerty swalwell child 'genius' and mensa member at 4 years of age.....george nevan is the laughing stock of the police community.the proffesor had signed up to an evening class to study plants and herbs.he arrived early at whickham comp. registered and was sent to room 65 class A.the boy wonder entered said class room,there was no one in,george thinking it was a study of class A narcotics swiped all the specimens on display thinking he was gona set himself up as swalwells ansa to pablo escabar.marge ... tyneside senior league Wed, 14 May 2008 20:50:34 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-dope-t34.htm#129 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/the-dope-t34.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/lawn-mower-t33.htm biker from mars Ex Swallwell 2nd team captain Micky (corky) Armstrong has swapped his car for a riding lawn mower. Rumour has it Corky was spotted racing Whickham Chip van(driven by Shakin Stevens aka Pasty) tyneside senior league Wed, 14 May 2008 15:39:07 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/lawn-mower-t33.htm#128 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/lawn-mower-t33.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/return-cd-s-t32.htm qwertywerty just been to a bbq at ray jacksons after having gone around to get back my demis roussos cd's.the bbq's head chef davey 'sal' garton was over the charcoal.ray had lasooed a wild boar running down milton road whilst expertley riding an old space hopper belonging to dan.having got the boar back to his house sal expertley butchered the hog and marinaded said swine in 13 gallons or duckhams hyper grade motor oil.dont knock it till uve tried it it was well worth that little bit of extra effort sal! tyneside senior league Tue, 13 May 2008 18:57:22 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/return-cd-s-t32.htm#127 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/return-cd-s-t32.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hair-restorer-selection-headache-t31.htm qwertywerty guy briggs has patened a new hair tonic guarenteed to restore a full head of hair.all ingredients arent known however it involves 6 lime rinds the flesh of 6 gerbills and 10 cc's of goats piss applied 4 times daily. guy has also run off with a brazilian mime artist who he meet whilst she was doing some street theatre in swalwell.her partner a juggeler wiped guy out half way thru his act and she performed the kiss of life. swalwell pro nicky philips is a major doubt 4 sat. he was caught ... tyneside senior league Tue, 13 May 2008 16:31:09 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hair-restorer-selection-headache-t31.htm#125 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/hair-restorer-selection-headache-t31.htm http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/homeward-bound-t29.htm qwertywerty good news grippa is on his way home.having lost his possesions and only having 400 euros on his person grippa has swaped the euros for a batch of cuban cigars,elton john on tour ,78 t shirts on a selection of sombrearos.his plan is to sell them here as he couldnt afford the flight he is being driven back here by a morrocan taxi driver called maurice and needs to sell the contraband to pay the fair. tyneside senior league Sun, 11 May 2008 07:51:15 GMT http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/homeward-bound-t29.htm#121 http://northeastcricket.forumotion.com/tyneside-senior-league-f4/homeward-bound-t29.htm